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Everything Omelet

by Jungledorf

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1.
Hypetrain 04:21
I just heard the news About what you said you'd do And I'm so excited I'm so excited I've been waiting now for years And so have all my peers And I'm so excited And I just can't hide it Chugachugachugacugachuga and boom It's finally here, for me and you Book your seat and step inside you're buckled in enjoy the ride The hypetrain is coming to the station Its running on your hopes and your elation The hypetrain is coming to the station Well I can hardly wait, I don't have no patience Well it'll heal the blind And change the color of the sky And I'm so excited Just so excited It'll end all global war Feed the hungry and the poor I just can't wait for it You know I adore it Chugachugachugacugachuga Kaboom It's finally here, for me and you Something doesn't seem quite right Your tickets punched enjoy your ride The hypetrain is coming to the station Its running on your hopes and your elation The hypetrain is coming to the station Well I can hardly wait, don't have no patience It's been 10'000 years I've waited for it now it's here And I can't seem to feel but disappointed 10,000 years it seems But only in my dreams Was it really worth the praise that I've anointed? I know Time flies when you're having fun But honestly It's been a slog I wish that I could take back my excitement You took off from the earth But you landed in the dirt I wish that you delivered what you promised The hypetrain is crashing through the buffers The passengers are on their way to suffer The hypetrain is crashing through its buffers She was strong the station wall was tougher
2.
Paint your wall the flavor of the month Whatever you can give is not enough These people need your help, oh can't you see But when it's time to pay don't look at me There's people starving in the streets If you don't pay you disagree I think I'll change the world for free Well I'm just spreading awareness Can't you see Plastic actions fine for me I give my words support the cause Won't get a penny from my claws I will protest the evils of the world Until it's time for me to do any work Their putting poison in the streams Just think how great the world could be If you'd just give a little green Well I could be the world's new savior can't you see Plastic action works for me I've tasted plenty of the fine things in life It'd break my heart if encountered some strife I'll be the savior you'll be my sheep Why work to change things when talk is so cheap There's people starving in the streets If you don't pay you disagree I think I'll change the world for free Well I'm just spreading awareness Can't you see Plastic actions fine for me
3.
Aimless I roam The streets near my home With nothing around for a mile Suddenly rain Starts hitting my head I guess I'll just stop for a while I spy in the weeds Rectangular green A 100 dollar bill in the grass I pick it up But it's just my luck "For motion picture use" on the back I should have known The way these things go Nothing ever happens And that's all she wrote I should have seen The way things have been Nothing ever happens at least not to me A girl that I like Just texted me "hi" After I saw her at lunch She's pretty as hell And single as well And she thinks that we should keep touch We get to talking It’s pretty nerve wracking But she seems to excuse all my shyness Then out of the blue With nary a clue All I get back now is silence I should have known The way these things go Nothing ever happens And that's all she wrote My friend sent a text I guess she's back with her ex Nothing ever happens But I wish you the best I should have known The way these things go Nothing ever happens And that's all she wrote That's how it goes You end up lonely and Broke Nothing ever happens And that's all she wrote
4.
Your shoulders are cold And I can see that from here Your neck is exposed And so are your ears It's not everyday you see a girl like that Boy or a girl Hard to tell from the behind That's perfect for me Because that's what I like And when you turn around there's no way I'd rather you be Dresses are boring And long hair is such a cliché Your Androgyny Is effecting me In such a serious way Got a new haircut And your looking so cute that It hurts I feel like I'm Samson in reverse I would slay 1000 men If you would only hold my hand But you're so far above my head I couldn't reach What's so great about a pixie cut I wish I knew why I had this crush On girls who's hair don't fall beneath their chin Dresses are boring And long hair is such a cliché Your Androgyny is effecting me In such a serious way Got a new haircut And your looking so cute that It hurts I feel like I'm Samson in reverse Dresses are boring And long hair is such a cliché Your Androgyny's effecting me In such a serious way Got a new haircut And your looking so cute that It hurts I feel like I'm Samson in reverse Oh I feel like I'm Samson in reverse
5.
Personality 01:58
In the summer It gets hotter It makes you change the way you dress The sun’s oppressive Rays upon you Leaving you a sweaty mess But when the rain comes Crashing down You'd better change up your fit It soaked a girl in a plain white t shirt And I think I saw her… Personality Shining through The sky's gone gray But she's not blue Personality What a sport While caught in the rain In a white t shirt I was walking Around the city I saw a wallet someone dropped When a girl in skintight spandex leggings Bent down to pick it up She ran forward To the man who'd dropped it As I fell down in the grass I had walked Right Into a pole Cuz I was staring at her… Personality Shining through What a good Samaritans Supposed to do Personality Right in my face It's sights like that That make my day
6.
Mom TV 03:03
Mid afternoon And there's nothing much to do So you sit down on your couch The remote control is out Doctor shows and mysteries Questionable histories Well shut the blinds cuz I need me Some Learning Channel TLC Grab the popcorn Grab a mug Your show is on It's just begun Everything's just fine to me As long as I've got mom Tv Grab a blanket Glass of wine And take a seat The couch is fine Everything's just fine to me As long as I've got Mom tv Planted on the couch With some junk food in my mouth The remote is in my hand As the witness takes the stand (Order in the court) Idiot gets screwed in court Laughing as the gavel falls See what else is on the air It may be fake but I don't care Olympian at channel surfing A newer low I'm always learning Just how strange A person's life can be Nothing new A rerun airing Commercial break My patience wearing Maybe I'll just get off of the couch (Oh hey, my shows on) Grab the popcorn Grab a mug Your show is on It's just begun Everything's just fine to me As long as I've got Mom Tv Grab a blanket Glass of wine And Take a seat The couch is fine I'm doing well oh can't you see As long as I've got Mom Tv
7.
It just comes naturally Is what they say to me It's gone forever But I once had that ability But is it gone for good Or can I get it back Crumpled paper All of my ideas in the trash So change the method used You'll change the outcome too It's still not easy when you're Trying to make something new So bring the basics back Get back on the track uninspired overdone And totally rehashed Still there must be some way to Get back to the things that I once knew Well I tried This well is dry Can I get back in the zone When creation was easy Now I sit on the sofa And I stare at the TV I swear that this was easier before Still there must be some way to Get back to the ways that I once knew Well I tried This well is dry Can I get back in the zone when my output was weekly Though I once had the skills Now it seems they escape me I swear that this was easier before
8.
You thought you’d know well And now you've gone and crashed and burned Whatever happened to all those lessons That you'd learned Your good ideas now have been put to the test Tell me do you still think its you you know it all best It's a guess Ooooo You're up the river And can't take your own advice Skate around the issue And you end up on thin ice Your just a hypocrite repeating what you heard You lack experience And make it up with words Now you burn Ooooo Come one come all And let us celebrate this loss We'll send our cheers out With the embers up above You're all invited To attend the burning of The library of Alexandria You're first to butt in when somebody Asks for help Just take your answers and apply them to yourself It should be easy after all you talked big game Go tell a mirror all the changes that you'd make It's a shame Boohoo Your introspection Is like looking through a wall Got no ideas you Amnesic know it all It sure looks different When you're down here in the dirt The fall from the mountain top has really got to hurt Now you burn You burn Come one come all And let us celebrate this loss We'll send our cheers out With the embers up above You're all invited To attend the burning of The library of Alexandria Nothing of value here Was really even lost Oh The library of Alexandria Oh The library of Alexandria
9.
I have to tell you a story About the girl I met on the pier Oh, we locked up our eyes and she told me hi And she asked what I was doing here I had to take care of business Away on a company trip Though It wasn't that far, I had driven by car Oh, how business and pleasure can mix After a week I had gone home A number was fresh in my phone Bout’ an hour away lived a friend I’d made But the distance made us feel alone I worked in bustling office She worked in the medical field Oh, We'd meet for drinks, and we'd shoot the shit Till the moon had been fully revealed I think this might be the last day O ho Of a long and lonely life And I’m ready to continue My dear With you always by my side She moved in in October Just a week short of Halloween After a nearly a year of dates at the pier She was sleeping in the same bed as me Then one day it had happened I fell down on one knee Oh Please be my bride, I'd like to make you my wife Oh honey won't you please Marry me I have to tell you a story About the girl that I saw on a pier Though she passed me right by And paid me no mind I've been thinking about her for years
10.
You're enamored by legend Haven’t heard from in years Your priorities shifting And a new goal appears You’ve been trying to chase it I see the look in your eyes But I've got something to tell you I've got a tragic surprise What you want never existed There's nothing for you chase It's unicorns that you're trapping Coming home with an empty cage You found the end of the rainbow And you're looking for the pot Why don't you take it from me friend Sometimes it's good to give up It’s 4 o'clock in the morning And head out to the lake You take your rod and a camera Your wasted time is at stake You've been trying to bait it But it just won't take the worm No matter how long you sit there You just can't come to terms What you want never existed There's nothing for you chase Cuz’ it's the Loch Ness you're catching Coming home with extra bait You found the end of the rainbow And you're looking for the pot Why don't you take it from me friend Sometimes it's good to give up What you want never existed There's nothing for you chase It's unicorns that you're trapping Coming home with an empty cage You’ve reached the end of the rainbow And you're looking for the pot Why don't you take it from me friend Sometimes it's good to give up I talked to those that knew you better Though most seemed content to just forget you Just evolving over years You never really disappeared Well I knew your name And I knew your address But none of this would really matter Nothing here has been erased I was waiting for the past to change Well I can access pics And access video I’m still not there I just don't get it though When two and two just don't add up Your towels in your out of luck But somethings wrong It doesn't click Your tracks are here Or I'm losing it The evidence has been dismissed Oh, I made you up You don't exist

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released November 9, 2022

Written and recorded by Colton Dingmann

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